Bachelors 

The pair of three.

Alarm set at 5 am sharp.

Wake up at 8 with a dirty burp.

Yawning like a monkey, scratching their heads.

Planning for the pizza, end up with the boiled eggs.

Now time to take bath, every possible force is applied to let the left toothpaste out.

Ready at 12, to take their girlfriends out. But shit, the empty pockets shouting loud!!

Girlfriend left!  Now time to sing sad songs.

Bottle in their hands, and tears in eyes,  planning to become an ascetic like monks.

Now No one left to clean their house. The three cried.

A new girl come, sympathetic towards them. Smile on their face like India gave six thrice.

Sad converted to romance, violins in their head, like nothing happened yet.

Its 10 at clock.

With the light of hope, they are back to home.

Party at 11, not because of house, but the three got a bhabhi cum gf.

All the three are hanged now, slept at 3 with the dreams of halfgf.

Next day,

Wake up at same time with the same dirty burp, reading “I hate you” at 8:01

Their rid bone turns straight as the lemon do with hangovers.

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BRAWNIES

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**NO ONE KNOWS THE END**

“Hey!! Mr. Cancer. .. cmon fight with me.

Fight ya!!….com’on “

Every patient has this spirit.you think you are powerful, maybe!! But not as that much of those sufferers.

Everyone have their own level of confidence, learned, you think you are strong, but I must say that you are definitely wrong.

We can’t imagine the pain they suffer.How it actually feels. But yes!learned, how to put a BIG SMILE on your face with those troubles.

TO ALL THOSE SWEET PATIENTS:-

YES!!  You all are STRONG.You all are ALLURING. You all are CHARMING.You all are the HEROES of this world.Do anything you want to do. Eat, travel, sleep…whatever be your desire, ‘coz the way you live your life at that moment is the only moment you live first and last.

WE ARE SORRY.

Sorry for doing nothing for you. But, never lose this spirit, please.

Let’s pray!!

PRAY for those birds who have wings but are not able to fly. Prayers have more power than treatments.Of course, we are not GOD, neither able to give them new life.But maybe your one prayer become the part of their happiness.

If ever you got the opportunity to meet them, do one thing:

MAKE THEM LAUGH LOUD.

SO IF YOU ARE NOT THE ONE, BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR HEALTHY LIFE.DO SOMETHING GOOD, SO THAT GOD IS PROUD ON YOU.

THANK YOU.

 

The Queen – MOM

“God could not be everywhere, so he created mother”-Jewish proverb

Mom, who don’t care about her health.

Mom,  who is always available as your strength.

The one who teach us to love, to be kind and to be strong.

The one whose advice never gone wrong.

Whether an animal or a bird, mothers always rock.

We cry, we fall, we lose our strengths, but at last moms are always present.

Let’s apologize for being rude sometimes.

Let’s apologize for being every mistake we had done.

B’coz not everyone has that opportunity to live in the freedom of mom.

You are lucky to have your mom with you. Coz, in the end, she will be there for you.

Thank you, mom!For being my power.

Thank you, mom! For me,  to be here on this earth.

Thank you for everything, whether its sad or happy. Coz, you are the only book I have learned a lot and loads.

So let’s do our hats off for all the moms on this earth.

A little thank to the Queen.

IF I WERE A BOOK

books

What happens!If I were a book.

 If I were a book of love, thrillers and actions!

If I were a book of someone’s story.

Stories of UNLIMITED TOPICS.

Imagine, if how it feels when someone tore out my page,

how it feels to be placed in one corner so that I can muzzle with dirt.

If I were a book of history which every kid hates,

If I were a book of love which every teen loves,

I might be someone’s phobia and someone’s addiction

Some throw me out, some try to environs (Library).

You all started your journeys with ABC and ended with a master of linguistics.

I MIGHT BECOME THE REASON OF HATES AND DEBATES, iBUT  I DEFINETLY BECOME THE REASON OF YOUR GAIN (Knowledge).

I am sorry if I make you feel bored sometimes.

I am sorry if I disappoint you, stress you.

but I am the reason of your strength and power too (Bible).

PLEASE DONT CONTEMPT ME MAY BE I HAVE BECOME THE REASON OF YOUR PART.